Are you willing to take The Reverend Soleil's Bible Challenge (see below)?

I would say, no thank you. Unlike the good Reverend, and apparently yourself, good sir, I actually have a job that demands my attention more than one hour per week. For example, at the moment it is 1:30am on Sunday morning and I am waiting for a call to tell me that I can start performing my mainframe upgrade tests. So, you see, I am a little busy with life and all.